” And I was-a like, “Signora Calamari, I do not know anything about your business-a with uncle Nettuno! I wa…our uncle Nettuno — god of the sea — is a real stronzo, and you will pay for it!” And I was-a like, “Signora Calamari, I do not know anything about your business-a with uncle Nettuno! I was-a just created today out of Uranos’ balls! Vaffanculo!”
I, Venus, the Roman Goddess of Love and Beauty, Want to Vent About My Birthday